Tom's in Labor

Tom continues to improve. He was able to see some of the Bucs and Bulls games live and in person last week. He celebrated his own version of labor day. And a boat ride with Cap't Dex around Egmont Island topped off the weekend. We all swam, or treaded water really, and caught more sun rays than fish.

Hope to see some of you at the Rough Rider Toga Night this weekend.

Hugs to all

The Big Fish

Tommy's a Convert

Yippee Yi Yea. With only 200 joules, he converted his heart rhythm to the normal sinus beat. It would take a lot more jewels to get me to convert, but that's a whole new story. It has been said, he's an easy mark, and now we can prove it.

Dr. Applebaum and the fine folks at Pepin Heart hooked him up. The good Doctor even gave him the OK for a beer. Of course I suspect it's because we were at the epicenter of brewski's, Pepin. So in honor of Art Pepin, Tommy may have a cold one tomorrow while watching the 2nd and 3rd strings play for the Bucs. The good news is since it's the last preseason game, the roster is down to the league mandated, there is absolutely no chance of high level excitement, so he may be able to attend!

Keep your fingers and toes crossed for a long playing song for his regular rhythm. His next hurdle will be slowly weaning off the meds.

Hugs and kisses to all!!

Suzy-lite

DUI

Yep, Tommy has been sighted (not cited) under the influence. Of caution that is. He is able to work a few hours a day. I don't know if there is a connection, but since he's been on IR, the entire mortgage industry has gone to the dogs. (no Mike Vick jokes here). Thank goodness he's back since the federal reserve had to bail out the secondary market. Whew.
He's walking daily and lifting little pink weights. I think they are about 10lbs each.
We had an EKG done yesterday, thanks to Fire Station 8 and Denny and Big Country, to see if Mr. "I got no rhythm" had finally converted, but he is still being stubborn. Even though Dr. Sheffield put the big squeeze on his ticker, the boys' got funky rhythm. So next week, Dr. Applebaum will hit the restart button on Wednesday to jolt him into sinus rhythm. Once he maintains a regular pattern, hopefully he will be able to get off the drugs.
Thanks again for the thoughts and prayers.
Send some dance steps his way
Hugs
suzy q

Hearty Har Har

Well I think the joke is on all of us. Tommy is doing fine, had a nice month siesta with round the clock care, didn't lift a finger (really) and what do you know, he feels great! No shit. Now the rest of us can relax and enjoy the Bucs.

Had an appointment with Dr Applebaum, the cardiologist, yesterday and he gave him a checkered flag. Still on all the meds to control his rhythm (or lack thereof), and rate (mortgage business) and thinness of his blood. In another two weeks if he still can't dance, he will undergo another cardio-conversion to shock him into the proper step. The only dance he knows is the escalator, the one with no steps.

Thanks for all the well wishes and prayers, they worked!!

Oh and I forgot, Dr. Sheffield who went a few rounds with Tom's mitral valve, released him last week and said adios for another year.

tommy is walking about an hour a day.going to the doc today to decide if he has Keith Richards rolling stone in his left kidney or just some left over

Island Time.Tom is recupping just fine. It's 5oclock all day

The Mighty Mitral Tommy had great news from his echo

Lost Weekend

Tom is having a flash forward moment. Kinda like Groundhog Day. He gets up, takes his meds, naps, watches TV, takes some more pills and then feigns sleep. He is having a tough time sleeping. Lots of fevers and his heart is playing tricks on him. It sounds like a couple mice running around banging into each other and playing on a exercise wheel. It's the couch potato's version of working out. Unfortunately it doesn't let him get much peaceful rest. We've been on the phone to Dr. Applebaum all weekend, and it's HIS weekend off. Poor guy. But health care provider who is truly a doctor. Thanks. again for the hugs and kisses.

Suzy Homemaker

Yankee Doodle Dandy

After much speculation, it is now reported Tommy is the new successor to the Yankee Organization. As one of the reporters admired, "Tom's always had the balls to run around in big circles". Yessir, he's the man. And one of these days I'm going to introduce him to baseball.

Speaking of boring, that is what the doctor ordered for the next few weeks for the big guy. So away we go into seclusion. Mr. Macho is now Mr. Burrito. Stuffed and alone on a plastic plate. Cheesy, slightly tangy and goes well with cervezas. Of course I get all the brewski's.

I will blog daily to the delight of both of the readers, but his visits will have to wait.

As always, he really appreciates your comments and prayers!

Hugs

Doctor Zhivago

Couch Potatoes

Tom is recovering day by day. Has found his favorite dent in the couch and slides down into his old habit of lounging with the Military Channel/History Channel blaring away.

Bud was kind enough to drive him to Dr Applebaum yesterday. Had another EKG and a couple other tests. His resting heart rate was a tad to high, so the doctor doubled his beta blocker to keep it in the mid 60's. We go back tomorrow to have his oil checked (blood thickness) . Hopefully it will be somewhere like 10w30 and he will not have to subject his stomach to more injections. Right now he looks like I peppered him with a pellet gun. (not a bad idea when he returns to his pre-disability status).

Thanks to QB Deberg for the valet service on Monday. And to Robby, Denny, and Dave(I'm older than you and my chest is still intact) Small for the babysitting duties. He looks forward to outsiders now. You can only imagine how my presence is driving him to virgin marys.

Hugs

Hot Lips

This is actually Clay Wiren. A future Couch Spud

Paris, Lindsay and Tom

Guess what they all have in common? House arrest! Ol' Tommy is sentenced to house arrest for 30 days for violating his valve ordinance. Faulty, rusty, leaky and failing. Now he has to stay put like Lassie at a picnic. So far, so good.

His blood is finally so thin it matches Dexter's hair. He makes another trek to the cardiologist tomorrow for follow up. He'll have some blood drawn, EKG and an exam. Dr. Applebaum will also make some additional recommendations and hopefully some changes in his meds.

Thanks for the correspondence, he is so lonely Dave is looking good.

Hugs

Suzy Homemaker

Arena Bowl Sunday

Wow, Sundays are fundays. We went all the way to Bob Evans for breakfast. Who says tough guys can't eat biscuits and gravy? Followed up with a couple sausages, toast, eggs and honey biscuits? Sounds like a Tom McEwen style brunch.

QB 17 Deberg and Jen came by last night for dinner and a movie. Had a couple long walks looking for the elusive peacocks. They have 'gone south' since our low rent neighbors moved in with their houndogs.

Tomorrow he goes back to the Dr. for a test on the thinness of his blood and the stamina of his liver. If they only knew the Patron and Coors Light have put that old organ to the test of time.

Thanks for the thoughts and prayers. They're working, cause he gets better by the hour!

Hugs

Go Columbus!!

the good doctor

The Cardiac Kid

Tom can't believe he's missing the Arena Bowl. Of course he's missed the toilet bowl a few times, but there was no scoreboard or referees. Although with the criminal NBA ref (who is from Bradenton), we could have bet on the projectiles and chunks and been rich! He had a follow up appointment with Dr. Matar, a cardiologist, for his coumiden levels and EKG. The great news is he did not hear any murmer. He described it as: "I do not appreciate a murmur here, Tom." Of course Tom took that as a personal insult on his heart-hood, when in fact he was just describing his lack of murmur. These guys are just so literal. So Tommy is to continue his blood thinners, beta blockers (Simeon Rice is available now) and rhythm monitors ( he could really use a brother here). In about 5 weeks, the Dr Matar will determine the course of his arrhythmia and decide if it warrents another procedure.

We celebrated with homemade lasagna and orange juice. What the heck is that about? Have a cold one for us.

Thanks for all your correspondence, he loves reading about himself ;-)

Hugs

Flo Nightingale

Miracle Meds

Our bed didn't feel this good on our honeymoon!! Got to stretch our legs and watch tv, just like Mr and Mrs Frump. His family is dwindling, just 2 siblings left today and none after Saturday. Then it's just me and Mr. Magoo.

For those of you who do not know Ben Kelly, here he is trying to look tall while Tommy is trying to look short. The grass is always greener.

I am driving Mr Daisy to the Island for a trip this afternoon. Still not on any pain meds (He thinks he is, I just keep giving him Viagra to keep the sheets off his chest).

Keep those unspoken thoughts coming, it gives him something else to think about (see above)

Home Again Home Again Lickety Split

Yessir, he be home. Surrounded by all his family and the bass in the lake, he landed around noon. He couldn't wait to stretch out on his own bed and snore like a baby(walrus?). He feels like Brittney with a new coiffure. His sisters fed him mashed taters and chicken soup, who on this earth would not "heal brother" with that kind of comfort menu? We all sampled it and now are in a carbohydrate coma. But sweet it is.
His visitors are limited only by the Nazi who scribes this. Please call me prior to visiting. He is great, just tired. Who knew, you get your chest carved open and feel a tad under the happy hour weather? Bud Levell ( yes the father of the son who is the knock out nurse) did visit and of course they had to compare sternal scars. I was just glad it ended there. A few more inches and the worms would be as nervous as the sheep.
To be continued .............
Hugs
Nazi Nurse

Yes, boys and girls it's that time. Tom wanted to know if this makes him look fat? (Connie, he really needs to know). It's back to the straight and narrow for Tommy. No more Tequila Man for weeks. Overall a good experience, well maybe not for him, since he looks like Jason tried to tattoo his chest. And we had to postpone the surgery since it would fall on Friday the 13th. Geeze I can only imagine the artwork that day. Back to Odessa and the peace and quiet of Lake Keystone. And with Lindsay Lohan out of the loop, no need to stay here any longer.

I'll blog on as he progresses. Thanks again for all your thoughts and prayers. All of it worked, cause he's here and healthy! Nice Nurse Suzy

Call Girls

Tommy is surrounded by his "call girls" Hopefully this is our last night as Chateau General. As fine as the service and hospitality have been, all good things must come to an end. Tommy's sisters. Melanie (yes she really was named after the femme fatale in Gone with the Wind and Georgiann, who must have been named after the female SEC champs).
Dr. Klasko, Dean of the Medical School at USF and about thirty other titles has really been a friend to Eagle Tom. He has helped us in so many ways getting appointments and finding the right Docs. We are very grateful for all his input. Now for the rest of the story. He will be on probation for 30 days, meaning no work (ahh), no driving, no drinking (Robby says that leaves more for him since the universe demands so much consumption).I ask all of you to keep him in your thoughts and prayers for an uneventful recovery. He is allowed small visits, but no stress. He can walk as much as he pleases. (Hopefully he finds his way home). He will stay on the blood thinners, beta blockers (I could use those thigh blockers), and anti-inflammatories. He will certainly need his buddies, but please use with caution. And have a cold one for me! Suzy

Shabby Security and Coach Martin

Such a small world of high school athletics. Tom has had three kids he has coached over the years attend him here at TGH. Jason Ancer is his nurse today, Scott Levell his nurse anesthestist, and another kid who help shave his chest. (not exactly his idea of happy ending).

Finally got the central line out of his neck, and had another one inserted in his arm. They just like to keep poking hiim to see if he squirts Hoosier Juice (I think that's a form of Coors Light).

And now the Top Ten Reasons to Stay at Tampa General Hospital:

#10 Low Salt, Low Fat, Low taste diet
# 9. The EKG/XM Radio Combo

#8. Sponge baths by Hakim

#7. Shopping the Implant Boutique

#6. Nurse Ratchet

#5. Latex bedding

#4. Hourly vital signs

#3. United Nations version of "transporters" (wheel chair pushers)

#2. Monkey-Assed Gowns

and the # 1 reason: Wet Nurses

West Side Baby, Ali G

Yesterday after Tom underwent the cardio-conversion, after he had a good dose of milk of amnesia ( a short acting anesthesia), and after he had the paddling of his life, he was coming out of his fog, and became Santa. He sat straight up (he's not supposed to use his arms) and announced "I'm here for a penile implant" and slurred something about Santa's Sausage, followed by a rant about a circular saw and going to a bar. Dr. Curtis, who has obviously not been to the Christmas Party, was somewhat awed. Even under the direst of circumstances, ol' Tommy was trying to be funny. The male nurse was cracking up. They let me watch the procedure so I would be sure he received his just dose of Ole' Sparky. Tom of course, claims "under the influence", and no long term memory of his checkered actions. Dr. Sheffield's ARNP, Kim checked in on him just now and would like to send him packing, but with the levels of blood thinner, wants to keep him in more day. This gives him more time to get the blood values just right. He, of course is thrilled.

Squatter Suzy

Good Game

Well Tom finally got paddled to change his rhythm. But he remains a tall white guy with only atrial flutter. He did undergo the cardio-conversion procedure, ans he stayed in sinus (the good) rhythm for only 5 minutes, then converted back to atrial fib. Bummer. So the next step is to wait and see if by chance it turns itself around, and if not, they may decide to retry again in a couple weeks. Dr. Sheffield returns tomorrow night and we will know more then.

This is Dr. Sheffield working on the old man.

Tom is getting tired of Bay News 9 so we need to get home and he can marinate with the History Channel.

hugs

Dr. Feelgood